Sydney Mitchell

if you’re going to act like a turd, go lay in the yard

[Sydney Mitchell @syddneym7]

Missing my best friend some kinda hard- wish he was here to listen to my problems 💔 love you big guy, hope all is well up there.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

what my back needs

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Nobody:

Me:”Can you crack my back”

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“are you ok?” no i want a tattoo

[V_rozay @V_Rozay]

Adulthood probably the worst hood I’ve ever lived in.

[THE POETICS @THEPOETlCS]

Reminder:

[Delta State University @DeltaState]

Next stop: H Squared ✨
#gokra #okraroundtown

The Okra is feelin' himself 🔥

RT and like for a chance to win this Kendra Scott necklace!

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

lessons learnt.

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

isn’t it sad?

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

this.

[Jessi Murray @jessimurray]

I swear if Twitter had been around in the Industrial Revolution there’d be a tweet with 50k Likes like “if we can’t employ tiny orphans anymore, who will we send into the smallest mine shafts and between the sharp parts of the big machines???”

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

have you ever met someone you like so much it ruins your entire brand like I’m an independent woman but now I’m out here like “miss u 🥺” when he’s in the other room for 5 mins

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

if I put helium up my ass would my farts be high pitched??? please this is urgent

[WheatNOil @WheatNOil]

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

[Sydney Mitchell @syddneym7]

Don’t let a man have to tell you twice that he don’t want you