sydney

What up duck tarts

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anyone needs a new cage btw

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rachel is laughing a little too hard about ham being dead

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i punch a whole in my door

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emma hasn’t pooped in 2 weeks that is crazyyyyyy i would die

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going to mount dora with a bunch of freaks such a slay

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i have a essay due yesterday due with 1200 words i gave it with 700

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last night i think i was hydroplaning again which was scaring yet also fun

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@kally030 kick her chair

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mrs.brady’s class smelled like totally butthole like i can’t tell if she knows that’s not how a classroom should smell

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i went to an arcade place that you have to walk through a metal detector

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i have pooped at least 3 times today

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soo today i had swim practice and then work right after so i had to get chand at the y but sadly i forgot a very important thing which was my underwear so i am currently tweeting to you my follower as i sit in a chair at work with no underwear on and just my disgusting work pants

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i was at swim yesterday and we had to do a butterfly drill oh my god i think i saw a bright light when i did that cause i was drowning on that bitch everytime i tried to get air it was just fucking water

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i tried hungry howies pizza and i have never ate more chewy or hard to eat then that place, emba wtf are you doing

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hello everyone syd cube here sorry for the break but the tweets will be back soon

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i joined a sunday soccer league today and i didn’t realize that it with a bunch of 40 year women

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i cut my toe and it was bleeding a lot

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i but someone’s foot today

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ham is missing again

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we have found the criminal i guess he’s a sucker for peanut butter. that butthole is staying in his prison forever(ham solo is back)