Andrew Syder

Trembles as if mad. From a long way off looks like a fly.

[Andrew Syder @syder]

I just added “Robot Song” to Test Collection on #Vimeo: https://t.co/ApoGvo60Im

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I just added “San Rafael 1928” to Test Collection on #Vimeo: https://t.co/Qq0gARtQl5

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Is this what performance art is these days, Shia: napping during the performance? Ben Carson’s got you beat on that.

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I still don’t understand how you can fit the results of every sporting event over a fifty year period into a 100-page almanac.

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@benmekler Your call has been answered: http://t.co/7gmztheWTk

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I forgot that 80% of the gags in The Beatles’ HELP! involved human sacrifice, involuntary amputation, and mutilation by chainsaw.

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Staying at a NYC hotel with 1950s decor and 1950s wifi speeds.

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This is clearly @benmekler bait: Jaden Smith went to prom dressed like the superhero he is http://t.co/XS7v59AJSv

[DEAN JAMES SILVA @drgreenleaf23]

In 12 hours: SILVAROSE LIVE #meerkat http://t.co/T6DAZnTlkO

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Rotten Tomatoes consensus on Mortdecai:
"Aggressively strange and willfully unfunny".

Now I want to see it.

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@swigzine It was actually pretty recently: The Artist. Before that, you probably have to go back to the fifties.

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Now that 2014 is actually at a close, my Top 20 movies of the year: http://t.co/rjFj8jvdm0

(No, I have not yet seen Inherent Vice.)

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@benmekler Please, please expose him to water and feed after midnight.

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If we don’t go see THE INTERVIEW, we let the terrorists win. But if we do go see THE INTERVIEW, we let James Franco win. Impossible dilemma.

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@benmekler Zardoz is pleased.

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Was the Philae probe an elaborate publicity stunt for Interstellar? Or vice versa?

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Wait. What? Molly Ringwald is now an agony aunt for The Guardian? What bizarro universe did I just step into? http://t.co/xGMs9dbBQm

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The Norwegians have cracked the Sandler code: Adam Sandler Movie Plot Generator http://t.co/UERU6ZZuPo

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Missed my window for making a Richard Kiel-Michael Shannon father/son psychodramedy. RIP. http://t.co/ccN0QLR45t