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president of the little house on the prairie fan club

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got heartburn off one sip of the nail salon wine so summer vibes

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when you go to hell you get to lay by a pool and tan but you have to lay on your stomach the whole time

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wish outlook had a feature that scrolled tiktok when you’re going through flags

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13th consecutive bad day at work

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who is going to be brave enough to acknowledge that fitness classes (especially catered to women) are entirely too glute heavy what is a fat ass if no capped delt to accompany it

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gotta put my boyfriend’s canes meal in a slow feeder so he doesn’t throw uo

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gf said im AFAB (assigned frat at birth)

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bc imagine being told to inhale the energy you want for the day and it’s someone’s stale retainer mixed with coffee

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if you don’t want to brush your teeth before morning barre that’s fine but you better be ignoring the exhale through your mouth cues

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private property is inherently theft bf vs please god i want a yard gf

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overhearing bf explaining drag queen pronouns to his work chat we did it girls #ally

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need a quinn fabray cover asap

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unlocked having one beer on a weeknight, feels like this could be huge

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not to profile a white boy but jj mccarthy doesn’t look like someone who wouldn’t s*xually a*sault someone

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they don’t really talk about it but Cowboy Take Me Away was actually in Psalms

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singing the song from tangled at my boyfriends happy trail bc he shaved it without consulting me

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said one (1) thing about my boyfriends health and he said “ok michelle obama” whatever man

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no one told me about the superiority complex that comes with a french tip pedi ….

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sometimes i catch myself watching tiktoks a little too loudly and it’s like ugh i’m just like the men

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following my boyfriends friends on here for the optics but muting them immediately because sports