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@HughbigDwilson every once in a while a synapses fires and I have a thought

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george washington put peanuts on the fucking map

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I never be en hiccup drunk beofew

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if my jokes aren’t funny yall just aren’t reading them right in your mind. it’s not me.

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I live on a farm and i’m welcome to grab some eggs out the coop but I feel like im stealing?? from chickens?? should I just go vegan??

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@HughbigDwilson crap

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like jesus I also love spending time with my hoes

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leaving my pubic hair on toilets like fairy dust

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god I HATE SKA get that mcdonald pentagon shit out of my face bro

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when the gc stops on my text im ngl it makes me a little suicidal

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imagine hating on me and then praising my band a week later bc you have shit for brains

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finally have a friend that tells me when i’m in the wrong but I hate it how do I get him to stop

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that swipewipe app is a good idea until your swiping thru pics of beef from highschool and you’re mad all over again

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mentally battling whether I should be nice or start being a massive hater

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@MorbidVisionzdm ur real for that

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i’m against bullying but someone of yall do some dumbass shit and then get pissed when y’all get bullied for it. look at yourself

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sometimes I abuse my cat by not letting her chew and tug on my septum

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I would be problematic again but a small argument tricks my brain into thinking i’m getting hunted and im gonna die

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chiefs had to much adderall before the game but I do the same shit sometimes lowkey

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hey theo