Sydney

Die hard, Try hard ™️

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

hey sorry i was being a bitch i always do that any time i feel like it randomly

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I dont have a single “Roman empire” because my mind is expansive and curious. Next question

[jin @cuntyuan]

do ze american children veally have to wake up at 6:30 for schoolëndayen? here in swenorwitzischland ze children are zoftly avoken at 11:07 and airlifted to classenroomen.

[jelani @JelaniMoreno]

yall pls teach ur kids their full names!! i just asked this baby for her whole name n she said “amina stinkabutt”

[the macuscript @kenziecoffman]

I’m literally just sitting here imagining my ex bf doing a backflip in front of me and thousands of other people

[charlie @chunkbardey]

sometimes when ppl post pictures of their pets i’m like hmm cute but maybe next time if you really wanna grab my attention try posting a picture of my cats

[charlie @chunkbardey]

sometimes i’ll be like “god i wish i were in bed right now.” but then i’ll realize that i actually Am in bed. and then it’s not so clear what i want

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Lmfaoooooo this girl caption on her picture said ”What’s 4+4?” ppl commenting said “8” she commenting back saying “AND DID” 🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

taylor swift got no songs where you need to be doing this

[jelani @JelaniMoreno]

snakes r just absurd cus like i doubt he was even tht hungry fr

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Lol the words “head full of hair” are really doing a lot of heavy lifting

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

The beat after Beyoncé sneezed on it

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

fellas, is it gay to have sex with rihanna?

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Old people really went off with the whole groaning when you stand up or sit down thing