Sydney Schoeberle

25 year old, healthy woman trying her best

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

call your representatives NOW

[trash jones @jzux]

oceans: hot tub

aliens: real

economy: disintegrating

me: hey just circling back on my last email

[Sydney Schoeberle @sydiva1]

@TheShadowsOOC Meet Nadja. Just like her namesake she loves biting anything and everything, and is also completely insane. 🦇

[trash jones @jzux]

i am begging people to stop circling back with me

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse

[Sydney Schoeberle @sydiva1]

@MaileJune @KeithHabs @korndiddy @milesbon Oh without a doubt

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

nothing like packing up a whole apartment to make you never want to own an earthly possession ever again

[Sydney Schoeberle @sydiva1]

My birthday crayfish face is very reminiscent of the @KeithHabs dumpling face 🦐 @tryguys

[Sydney Schoeberle @sydiva1]

We've reached the season where getting in the hot car after a day at the aggressively air conditioned office feels like an absolute treat

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

sorry, a little distracted today due to the whole government-being-a-literal-nightmare thing

[Chris @albdreamer]

.@Lizzo when she wrote #AboutDamnTime

[Sydney Schoeberle @sydiva1]

Hospital waiting rooms will always put me in my place. Are you an adult woman? Ha! Nice try sitting in a chair and expecting your feet to touch the ground. Instead, dangle and twirl them around like you're a small child.

[Sydney Schoeberle @sydiva1]

Tim's currently singing along to tick, tick...BOOM! in the shower and officially has their own Broadway tunes playlist.

I'm doing the lord's work here. #theatrekid

[Sydney Schoeberle @sydiva1]

(Twitter brings me too much joy so she can stay)

[Sydney Schoeberle @sydiva1]

That moment when you're in quarantine and also decided to give up Instagram and Facebook for a few weeks

[Sydney Schoeberle @sydiva1]

@MaileJune

[trash jones @jzux]

i live in constant fear of being asked to share a “fun fact about me”

[Sydney Schoeberle @sydiva1]

Reminiscing about all of the puzzling in early quarantine. Those were the days.