aspiring esoteric media conaisseur

just some girl! 🫒🪐🌼

[aspiring esoteric media conaisseur @sydjulien]

I spent the first 20 or so years of my life cosplaying as a normie almost every day. It was just a bit though! Just a little goofy joke I had with myself!

[aspiring esoteric media conaisseur @sydjulien]

My boyfriend complains that “white people food” has too much flavor?????

[aspiring esoteric media conaisseur @sydjulien]

*rapidly selling assets*

You know, Liquidity would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.

[aspiring esoteric media conaisseur @sydjulien]

What does a political science degree get you? Well this week it gets you put into a groupchat named Houthi PC Small Group. Maybe several!

[aspiring esoteric media conaisseur @sydjulien]

Idk lately I’ve been kinda into watching movies categorized as arthouse on various streaming platforms

[aspiring esoteric media conaisseur @sydjulien]

I need the ghost of Christmas past or whatever spiritual entity visited Mitch McConnell in the middle of the night a little while ago to start making the rounds a little quicker.

[aspiring esoteric media conaisseur @sydjulien]

If you told me in 2020 that in 2025 I’d be unironically looking forward to Addison Rae dropping a new song I’d probably whack you with a plastic baseball bat and tell you to get out of my house and back to your alternate timeline

[aspiring esoteric media conaisseur @sydjulien]

Oh the Super Bowl was today? Is that that thing that’s kind of like the last scene in Bottoms??

[agrifuture🍷 @agrifuturism]

The Superbowl? How... simple of you. Well, I will be in my study if you need me

[aspiring esoteric media conaisseur @sydjulien]

I saw Goody Proctor with the Devil and she turned around and said she’d file a restraining order if I kept following her everywhere :/

[aspiring esoteric media conaisseur @sydjulien]

The poké gyms near the Capitol on Pokémon Go are noticeably fuller on days when the legislature is in session. Just in case anyone was wondering.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[aspiring esoteric media conaisseur @sydjulien]

It’s either Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, or Mitt Romney!!!

[chart data @chartdata]

"A very special guest" to appear at next week's #GRAMMYs.

[aspiring esoteric media conaisseur @sydjulien]

The month of January is really all about telling yourself that this is finally the year you’re going to read War and Peace

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Oh no she’s the next Lana Del Rey 😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Clairo shades Donald Trump on his inauguration day:

“Witchcraft on Trump ASAP !”

[aspiring esoteric media conaisseur @sydjulien]

Freud is banging on the roof of his coffin right now

[Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg]

True or false:

Usha Vance is way hotter than Jackie O

[aspiring esoteric media conaisseur @sydjulien]

Why is this lowkey turning into where’s Kate Middleton 2.0? 👀

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Michelle Obama will not be attending Donald Trump’s inauguration on January 20th.

[aspiring esoteric media conaisseur @sydjulien]

I discovered that house music? And maybe other related genres really help me crank stuff out at work???

I fear for my 2025 wrapped.

[aspiring esoteric media conaisseur @sydjulien]

I’m like 2 days late but 2025 predictions!!!

[aspiring esoteric media conaisseur @sydjulien]

2024 in books!

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Clocking in at the letterboxed factory
(Just saw Nosferatu with my friends)