Sydney Myers

follow me if you wanna see pictures of my baby or whatever

[Sydney Myers @sydleane]

Everybody is annoying me ❤️

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Breaking: Nice warm bowl of soup receives 18 minute standing ovation at Cannes

[erika @yeeeerika]

the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

[Simon Dixon @SimonDixonTwitt]

🇮🇱 This is what it looks like when the lies no longer fit and the talking points are obviously BS 😂

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

why does my stomach hurt? don’t say it’s my morning 12 oz coffee and breakfast spaghetti

[michigan j. frog @duncan_donuss]

i need merlin bird id merch ‼️

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be:

When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.

[ned! @nedsore]

Do you ever see something written by a historical figure and just know in your heart that they would have been such a great poster

[Joolz @joofwoof]

German healthcare is brutal

[Sydney Myers @sydleane]

“My fart is a soggy fart” - Lennon

[Kali @Kali_de_Armas]

beast mode

[Joe Marchesi @joem_io]

i painted your dog at a drink n draw

[Sydney Myers @sydleane]

@jrianabones He sure was

[Sydney Myers @sydleane]

@FluentInFinance @duncan_donuss what if we kissed in the rooftop pool in the affordable apartments above Costco

[Sydney Myers @sydleane]

How did I get this bruise? : A Memoir

[Sydney Myers @sydleane]

On the inside I feel like the tasmanian devil and on the outside I feel like beaker from the muppets

[Sydney Myers @sydleane]

@quetzalbites Retweet

[Megan Beth Koester @bornferal]

If you’re waiting in line to walk into the Pacific Ocean with rocks in your pockets, STAY IN LINE

[Sydney Myers @sydleane]

@quetzalbites Nope! Hope this helps 🫶🏽

[Sydney Myers @sydleane]

Meth is the whole reason you look hot @ChristinaP