new season of the show you dialogue be like: yes queen you are so fucking delulu and sexy with your golden retriever boyfriend imposter syndrome, you are such a clean girl aesthetic and i am a soft sad boy misogynist who jacks off to my own writing i am such a vibe
the phrases “girl dad” and “boy mom” make my skin crawl …. like just call yourself a mom or a dad or a parent? why does ur child’s gender dictate this whole ass labeled personality
something i think is healing is that my twitter name used to be missmichaelcera and i used to loveeee michael c*ra and then yesterday i passed him while walking on my street and my only reaction seeing him was “thank god that’s not my twitter name anymore how embarrassing”
In 1988 he marries actress Robin Givens. She claims they spent their first date in a pet shop.
Mike remembers it differently: "I wasn’t petting puppies with her, I was introducing her to my friends the heroin dealers.”
2 years later she accuses him of abuse and they divorce.
heard a woman walking past my apartment saying how she is prepping for war against every republican then saw her walk by like an hour later and heard her saying how she “loves the climate” and will “mask up for climate change” .. everyones losing me w the plot lately fr idgi