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it be like that most times

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@janlevinson69 she needs to get laid

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NYC is seriously lit tonight

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i just redownloaded twitter so i could go read all of my old tweets where i mentioned drake

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joe from you is @7soulsdeep 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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new season of the show you dialogue be like: yes queen you are so fucking delulu and sexy with your golden retriever boyfriend imposter syndrome, you are such a clean girl aesthetic and i am a soft sad boy misogynist who jacks off to my own writing i am such a vibe

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people blowing their noses in highly populated close concentrated areas should be considered indecent exposure

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the phrases “girl dad” and “boy mom” make my skin crawl …. like just call yourself a mom or a dad or a parent? why does ur child’s gender dictate this whole ass labeled personality

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i hate when men shiver

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runner clubs are just cosplaying like military boot camp lol

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i should start tweeting again

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just found out lil peeps middle name was bo

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@TakeWithAlcohol what’s ur fav diner

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something i think is healing is that my twitter name used to be missmichaelcera and i used to loveeee michael c*ra and then yesterday i passed him while walking on my street and my only reaction seeing him was “thank god that’s not my twitter name anymore how embarrassing”

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i love making lists

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at the part of the adderall where i have to go through zillow for 2 hours

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this exact thing has happened to me before

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

In 1988 he marries actress Robin Givens. She claims they spent their first date in a pet shop.

Mike remembers it differently: "I wasn’t petting puppies with her, I was introducing her to my friends the heroin dealers.”

2 years later she accuses him of abuse and they divorce.

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sick of the ozempic pandemic…. some of you were meant to stay fat!!!!

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i’m good at having a one month old baby because it’s literally just like playing sims and i’m reallllly good at playing sims 🫢

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heard a woman walking past my apartment saying how she is prepping for war against every republican then saw her walk by like an hour later and heard her saying how she “loves the climate” and will “mask up for climate change” .. everyones losing me w the plot lately fr idgi

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dems lost this election the moment they executed that squirrel