Squid

Probably trolling you 🤷🏼‍♀️ Parody account ❤️‍🔥

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[Nick Carlson @CarlsonPress]

In a world saturated with AI, this is like a welcome cry of relief

[Lauren @lostrot]

Do people know that mandy moore is performing only hope, original song from a walk to remember, at the #CultureAwards2026 on bravo and peacock right now

[Squid @sydmann93]

This song 😭😭😭

[Bravo @BravoTV]

A Performance to Remember❤️ #CultureAwards2026

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

“My grandma hired a "security cat" to protect the crops on our farm”

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Yeah bro you have to visit Austin. You can pay $40 for a food truck entree and eat it at a picnic table with flies everywhere. Misters spray water all over your food it’s 100 degrees

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

She looks like a kitten herself

[maddie rune🪰 @themaddierune]

Maybe this is my unpopular opinion, but adult friendships should not require this much emotional management. If I invite you somewhere and you don't answer for three days, I'm going to assume you're unavailable. I'm not conducting a post game analysis, issuing statements to the press, or opening an investigation into everyone's feelings about the children's museum. I guess my toxic trait is thinking adults should be able to communicate directly instead of expecting me to decipher emotional morse code. I need more friendships that operate like a dog.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

THIS GUY VIBE CODED A WEBSITE WHERE ANYONE ON THE INTERNET CAN FEED HIS CAT

you go to the site, press a button, and his cat's automatic feeder dispenses food in real time

there's a live camera so you can watch the cat walk up and eat what you just gave it

and it's not just his cat. other cat owners can connect their feeders too so you can feed random cats around the world from your browser

he's also adding computer vision to detect when a cat is actually near the feeder so only videos with cats in them get shown at the top

a weight scale and cat recognition is also being added for a "greed leaderboard" tracking which cat eats the most

completely useless, zero business model, and no monetization strategy

and yet this is the kind of weird internet project that goes viral overnight because everyone immediately gets it and wants to try it (including me)

[Squid @sydmann93]

Let’s go, Tripp Galier!!!! #setonhall2026 #grad #yeehaw

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me on my wedding day hearing all my besties laughing together... While I'm seated next to my husband

[nic @dietxcokewhore]

our 14 year old cat at my parents literally was dying so we made a vet appointment to put him to sleep but turns out he was just mad my mom moved his cat tree to another room.

that was one year ago. he is perfectly healthy to this day.

[abcdent @abcdentminded]

For anyone curious, after my cat made it clear that she was dying and we all had to make peace with that, she stayed perfectly true to her stubborn nature and started eating and walking again the morning she was scheduled to be put down and now seems relatively fine lol

[DownstairsBrian @DownstairsBrian]

This old man crossed over today. He had stopped eating, and he told us it was time. At the end when they sedated him before giving him the last shot, he looked me in the eyes and crawled into my arms, the exact same thing he did on the day I met him. Love you forever Trevor 💔

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

"If you don't fit into the crowd, it means your place is on the stage."

[Squid @sydmann93]

@Rick_Devens @ovikabir Messy queen

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When I put “😬” this is what I mean.