syd

I married Matt’s butt so now my butt is a wife butt

[EMMY @emmymhartman]

If I see someone stealing tampons my lips are SEALED eyes SHUT didn’t see a thing

[A🥀 @adrigil01]

i will never not retweet this

[Greg Dunbar @gdun]

Me calling Chili’s to make a dinner reservation for my bachelor party:

[syd @sydmullbritt]

@mlartco Cornflower

[syd @sydmullbritt]

y is that broom trending

[Kool-Aid Man @koolaid]

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[two men in a trenchcoat @tyesheriidan]

the way this could be a best picture contender

[syd @sydmullbritt]

@cIumsie duH¿

[rob @rbrtormrz]

i love koi ponds

[william. @willtbh]

T-Pain: “IMMA BUY YOU A DRANK!”

Me: https://t.co/Ih9ZrXz0hE

[syd @sydmullbritt]

Ouchie what a mean brag bro my grandma dead