sydney robertson

hello I love dogs & hiking & beer & stickers & games & science & candles & flowers & running & books & music & traveling & kind strangers

[sydney robertson @sydnaay1]

@Mitchs_Brotato That’s what I’m saying

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Maybe if I don’t pay my speeding ticket for long enough the government will just forget about it 👀

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The fact that I sometimes say “bruh” un-ironically is really painful to think about

[sydney robertson @sydnaay1]

Stranger on the internet had to put their dog down and now I’m bawling

[sydney robertson @sydnaay1]

@calliemkessler And then you go home and go back out to one you’ve already been to because you forgot something essential

[sydney robertson @sydnaay1]

Adulthood is going to the grocery store 3 times in one day

[sydney robertson @sydnaay1]

@Twitter 17 notifications when I opened the app and not one of them had to do with me

[sydney robertson @sydnaay1]

Leaving work on a Friday is a spiritual experience ong

[sydney robertson @sydnaay1]

Has anyone else just found like, amazing recipes on tiktok and their partner thinks they’re like a master chef but it’s all tiktok

[sydney robertson @sydnaay1]

People never talk about how much of a pain in the ass it is to wash Tupperware

[sydney robertson @sydnaay1]

Chopping shallots is so hardcore

[sydney robertson @sydnaay1]

I highly recommend scrolling through your own page of old tweets. It’s like Twitter but perfectly crafted for your specific humor. It’s a good time.

[sydney robertson @sydnaay1]

Age 27 now. Can confirm. It’s still sad.

[sydney robertson @sydnaay1]

Every time I sing along to dancing queen I replace “young and sweet, only 17” with my actual age and it’s just getting sadder and sadder

[sydney robertson @sydnaay1]

Cows are so funny and pure. The way they just stand there. Like, they really just don’t have anywhere to be and they’re not gonna pretend.

[sydney robertson @sydnaay1]

I ordered some new hats online and goddamit am I excited

[sydney robertson @sydnaay1]

CBAB - ciabatta bread ass bitch

[sydney robertson @sydnaay1]

The fact that 2-3 days of menstrual leave per month is not a thing is fucking wild to me. I can be at work in so much pain, experiencing so much lethargy/anxiety, and with so much brain fog that I forget that I’m alive. And I’m expected to WORK LIKE ITS JUST ANOTHER DAY??? FUCK U

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Showing my friends all my grey hairs is my new party trick