sydney 𓆙

detroit!

[sydney 𓆙 @sydney_boyce]

just ordered mcdonald’s and they gave me cookies in place of the burgers? @McDonalds is this a joke ?

[Xavrel @usdrippin]

this is what it looks like when you see someone not wearing their glasses

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Gonna try this with zero practice at the next wedding I go to

[hannah louise @hannahlouisef]

today is my dog's birthday so he is allowed a cigarette

[Morgan @8bitfunk]

Got too high and tried to do research

[CEIRA @THEEPROBLEMCEE]

i'm so cold i wish i could get in the dryer

[sydney 𓆙 @sydney_boyce]

this tweet is the way I found out biden is no longer running for president and i’m fucking dead

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they are sending joe biden to casa amor

[roa 🇵🇸 @33roaaa]

your head big asf

[Fine-ance @TheTajMiham]

Fashion Nova bout to be like “The shooter missed, but we don’t! Take 10% off your next order with code ONESHOT”.

[George @gpdr0meter]

Her vibe would be so perfect for WWE, someone get her in the ring!

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

publicly posting my likes at the end of each day for transparency

[bigsock @biggersocks]

“are you fucking stupid”

me:

[trash jones @jzux]

throwing a PowerPoint party but everyone is doing a presentation on what their job actually is and what they actually do for it every day

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

"That motherfucker back there is not real!"