if i met someone outside a club in paris prepared to kill a man over a backpack and she explained how she just ran away bc her wedding was called off bc she was still in love with the brother while sipping on an aperol spritz i would’ve also wanted to keep her around
sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy