Sydney

[John Henry @JohnHenryStyle]

Suddenly, the whole nation is depending on the same people they say shouldn’t make $15 an hour.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Happy April Fools Year!

[lysha @heyalyshahey]

I’m still weak at Joe Exotic casually walking into that gift shop and telling those customers, “okay I’m gone be honest. a tiger just bit someone’s arm off.” Gmskdjdj

[amir @amirnrf]

Here’s a thread for words of 23 emotions that people feel but can’t explain

[Sydney @sydneybeaty]

Real talk. Why is rate my professor a thing but rate my roommate isn’t?

[Sydney @sydneybeaty]

I just have no choice but to believe that candy corn only survives off the whole negative publicity is still publicity thing

[Sydney @sydneybeaty]

The only thing more polarizing than the upcoming elections? Candy corn.

[Sydney @sydneybeaty]

And yes, I redownloaded twitter for this sole purpose. Looking forward to a response on how you’re finally going to rectify this, @uhaul.

[Sydney @sydneybeaty]

As if moving isn’t stressful enough as is, you have made it a complete and utter nightmare @uhaul

[Sydney @sydneybeaty]

Absolutely disgusted with my moving process using @uhaul U-Box. Will NEVER be using your company again and would NEVER recommend them to anybody. Ever.

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Can you name all 59 women who came forward against Cosby? Can you name half of them? Can you name 5? Would you recognize them out of context? Do you want an autograph?

Cool so we agree that women don’t make rape accusations to become famous.

[Marie Connor @thistallawkgirl]

Watching the current president and former vice president threaten to beat each other up is a powerful reminder that women can’t be president because they’re too emotional.

[Sydney @sydneybeaty]

day 4 of not wanting to spend money on groceries + then actually spending more to eat out when i realize i’m not really in the mood for banana peppers on a rice cake 🤙🏼 #crushinit

[Sydney @sydneybeaty]

So, You Want to be Good? https://t.co/HrA6Ya5gEv

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Sun Chips should have Vitamin D.

That’s all I have to contribute to the world today

[Sydney @sydneybeaty]

ok but who is cardi b and where did she come from

[Jamie Tworkowski @jamietworkowski]

We need kids to grow up loved. We need more access to mental health care. We need gun laws that limit access to guns. We need people who love people more than they love the Second Amendment.