Sydney Burtch

[pill @nutfilled]

my mom:

me bringing home an ugly painting i made in art class: https://t.co/Q8m4tie7Lx

[Kate @yergirlkate]

*future children ask me what the best day of my life was*

Me: Feb 28th, 2019

Them: that's not the day you married dad or the day we were born, what even was that?

Me: Nick, Joe, Kevin, sit down it's time for a history lesson.

[Raven @hteraven]

mRNA, rRNA, and tRNA working together to make a protein https://t.co/FX5UYA6yy7

[jay @fatherjstn]

nobody:

district 1 & 2 in the hunger games:

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

I’m over here trying to watch True Detective and Samuel keeps asking me to pause it and explain what’s happening. Like, grow up and follow a simple plot line dude or go back to Bubble Guppies, but stop interrupting my show.

[Sydney Burtch @sydneyburtch]

Overwhelming tender tweet

[Rockets_Feed @rockets_feed]

That’s crazy in Texas we call it Dallas

[pill @nutfilled]

me after my mom’s picture of me gets 10 likes on her facebook

[Sydney Burtch @sydneyburtch]

Venmo is sydneypburtch. thx Xavier!!

[xavier @xvvvier]

$100 to any girl that didn’t post January-December snaps from her memories

[taylor @brutalsm]

heres my first makeup tutorial! what yall think? 😌 https://t.co/1I9q0U0cXD

[gian @whosgian]

Sandra Bullock did not saved the whole ass Miss USA Pageant, adopted a black kid in the whitest society and came back from space by herself, for you to call her “The lady from Bird Box”

[Sydney Burtch @sydneyburtch]

Why am I crying in the club

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Michael showing up to Pam’s art show was one of the purest moments in The Office https://t.co/iQPXcHKIMi

[(RETIRED) @phantomchills]

LMAOOOO WHO MADE THIS?!?!? https://t.co/EMn2YW7y9X

[bobby @bobby]

12. bad vine first ballot hall of shame. https://t.co/MoVgDU57fV

[Sydney Burtch @sydneyburtch]

Pay up bud @Rudyyy01