Sydney Hahn

I want out of here 🌝

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

Our new intern is getting a KT tattoo today as part of the initiation process.

[Bre @bretard5]

Nothing sexier than me hocking up a loogie about 100x every morning 🥵

[mk @hot4anEngineer]

i think it would be really fun if the graduate with the lowest GPA also gave a speech. the anti-valedictorian if you will

[Sydney Hahn @sydneyehahn]

@imxsadd 2k on my bed :}

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

not having a hangover when you earned one and quite frankly deserve one for your behavior the night before is so scary it’s like wait, no consequences for my actions? how will I learn???

[Sydney Hahn @sydneyehahn]

@annnabellly @lilyswiggum1 this is precious

[annabelle @astoldbybellly]

one of my regulars told me that when his wife died instead of a funeral they had a big ass party at a movie theatre & put together a 2 hour long video with clips & photos from all her best moments and that is absolutely how I want y’all to celebrate my life when it ends one day

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

relationship status: on a first name basis with Jared the cashier at my local kwik trip

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

trading in hot girl summer for hot spot summer who's with me

[vince @vincestaples]

I love the ghetto

[Sydney Hahn @sydneyehahn]

@giannmar_ U BITCH,, fucking screaming at me the whole way home bcuz u felt uncomfortable LITTLE DID I KNOW you told that man you’d you know what so WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

Tracklist.

Album at midnight.

[Sydney Hahn @sydneyehahn]

I literally just asked them to pay for therapy and they said no so I asked if I could use a credit card for that,,, and they pulled up my statement, called me a piece of shit, and told me I couldn’t get a car loan out for a new car bcuz MY TRANNY BLEW. thx mom & dad, you’re-

[Sydney Hahn @sydneyehahn]

My parents just kicked me out of the house bcuz I used my own gd credit card WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[T @tylerthecreator]

you had to be there, the air was different

[laurmar✨ @laurenechrisco]

alright who’s gonna take one for the team and fall in love with me

[Sydney Hahn @sydneyehahn]

Okay so last week me & some homies got caught trespassing n they all bolted and I just ended up talking to the cops. Lemme tell you these motherfucker pushed me against a car after they pulled up!!!! And proceeded to caress MY LEFT TITTY literally while searching me HUH ???

[Sydney Hahn @sydneyehahn]

I like boys who have lots of money in stocks hehehehe

[Sydney Hahn @sydneyehahn]

Is it bad I swipe thru @tinder trying to figure out how many bands each of these men have and if I can(not) manipulate them bahahahahah I’m A pos