sydney ebert

STL | MIZ alumni | she/her

[sydney ebert @sydneyjebert]

@777bun__ny uhh did you steal my cat?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"I literally told you yesterday, don't you remember?"

Me:

[੯‧̀͡⬮ @cozysnoopys]

i understand him completely

[sydney ebert @sydneyjebert]

giving evan almighty

[b @pauliebleek3r]

no he’s literally so sexyyyyy what the hell is wrong with you people

[scream inside your heart @jarkrenshaw]

At the art museum whispering “gorgina” in front of all the art

[skanks @skanks17]

Dippin dots before beer, you’re in the clear

[🎨 TORE & CHILI 🐈 @ohitore]

heavy is the crab that ran the goon

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

you would have to hold the back of my neck like a dog around this

[sydney ebert @sydneyjebert]

happy derry girls day !!

[bill finn’s pr manager @harryisagleek]

my coworkers when im not on the schedule:

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

if i send you this just know i’m moving in silence

[sydney ebert @sydneyjebert]

unfortunately for me, i am the one who’s circling back to you in the new year

[sydney ebert @sydneyjebert]

me showing up to work

[Kermit the Frog @KermitTheFrog]

I'm so glad it's November – I can finally start wearing my Fall wardrobe! This outfit is the entire wardrobe... as a frog, I don't need much.

[lucille 🤍 @__theantihero__]

WHO DID THIS

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

he’s not the step mom he’s the mom that stepped up

[Kenty @FakeKenty]

Wish u could go to a bar to watch the met gala.