Sydney Hoffman

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

That 100 percent should’ve been a Ducks interception. Smart for Ohio State to hurry there

[Sydney Hoffman @sydneylhoffman]

the earth is so wrinkly

[Sydney Hoffman @sydneylhoffman]

the scariest part about living alone is having to kill all the spiders yourself

[Sydney Hoffman @sydneylhoffman]

#DontSkimpOnTheShrimp

[Sydney Hoffman @sydneylhoffman]

The f dash dash dash word

[Sydney Hoffman @sydneylhoffman]

Damn I love a dill pickle

[Sydney Hoffman @sydneylhoffman]

Never met a potato I didn’t like

[Sydney Hoffman @sydneylhoffman]

Tajin plz @eemahoe

[Sydney Hoffman @sydneylhoffman]

If you haven’t had COVID yet, you’re built different

[Sydney Hoffman @sydneylhoffman]

The ball is *tipped*

[Sydney Hoffman @sydneylhoffman]

iPhone favorites list is nearly as exclusive as MySpace Top 8

[Sydney Hoffman @sydneylhoffman]

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed @oregonfootball

[Sydney Hoffman @sydneylhoffman]

gobble gobble

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This is now a Cousin Greg fan account

[Sydney Hoffman @sydneylhoffman]

@j__wisniewski DUCKS

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About to dominate my sleep tonight

[Sydney Hoffman @sydneylhoffman]

Nothing like getting into a bed without a top sheet

[Sydney Hoffman @sydneylhoffman]

If I was a baseball player, my walk up song would be the Sopranos theme song

[Ben Chase @BenGChase]

Scientists currently explaining the estimated path of the #ChineseRocket

[Sydney Hoffman @sydneylhoffman]

Why do In-N-Out fries have to be so bad?