sydney

what the heck is up boys and girls

[໊ @user0000O0]

bro she’s about to reconnect with nature please text her back

[sydney @sydneylmayer]

hello I have forgotten how to tweet

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

idk how to flirt but if you wanna argue hmu

[sydney @sydneylmayer]

@drewsewell96 Oh wow

[sydney @sydneylmayer]

does anyone think that male butterflies like to be called beautiful?

[sydney @sydneylmayer]

@dankpeeb Yes

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

do u ever have a random cut on ur hand and it's like ok im an adventurer

[prance @bocxtop]

Timothee Chalamet at home rn watching y’all debate his attractiveness while he uses his jawline to cut a watermelon open

[sydney @sydneylmayer]

“I can’t talk right now I’m doing hot girl shit”

*watching Timothée Chalamet on SNL*

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

I would swallow Chris Evans’ nasal swab

[mani @boredntired34]

I don’t want a nicer body for men I want a nicer body so I can sit in my room and look at it

[sydney @sydneylmayer]

@Patty_PatPat don’t u think it’s odd that when I was asked, I had just finished crying!!!

[sydney @sydneylmayer]

“how often do you go to your car to cry”

one of my favorite questions I get :-)

[sydney @sydneylmayer]

“kind of tastes like amoxicillin” - me

“did you just say a water moccasin?” - a boy

[Rudy @RUDOLPHJUNDA]

I was walking around NYC and someone just air dropped this to me