sydney

[TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster]

Tom Nook when you’re months late on your loan

[. @wellyesblood]

everytime i feel a little insane i must come back to these

[fenlon 2 @fen_lon]

i wish animals understood Pointing. like stop looking at my hand and look Over There

[goose 𓅬 @thegooseisloos6]

zionist ed sheeran be like im in love with the state of jew

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

staring at old pictures of myself rn i’m my own dead wife

[macksy @macksypowwa]

head chog

[𝐌𝐬. 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 @moodyfish_]

if you take shots w no chaser you’d eat people idk

[erin 🍑 @maizie_star]

idk how to boycott ed sheeran more than i already am but i’ll have to find a way

[Clarine @BIGPIKLIZ]

Mr. Big:

[chloe @sardinecel]

when you grab the dish soap bottle and little bubbles fly out

[gracie ꩜ SAW XI HYPE @coffinposting]

the type of shit jigsaw says before you have to cut your own chest open to retrieve a key

[Elizabeth Holmes @ElizabethHolmes]

The answer to every challenge lies in your heart.

[lana del day @chasingthestars]

Before we get married I gotta go fuck this guy

[irl buttercup @indiehamlet]

if you weren't here during bald and operagate you don't get to be horny now

[→kennn037 @Kennn_got_hackd]

Get those lyrics off Robert Pattinson

[ً @artfuIchaos]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[trash jones @jzux]

me after 1 hour at a relatively low key bar