Sydney B

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

this bitch walked so that Shego could run, also who in the studio was like fuck no make her 12 times hotter than she needs to be

[Avavava @AvaClaireGrave1]

Now that I wear underwear to my big girl job

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

When I was little & Katy Perry’s ‘Hot N Cold’ would come on the radio, I would hear the line ‘you PMS like a bitch, I would know’ & I thought she was saying ‘you pee a mist ….’ & my thought process was always okay yea I guess I’ll find out what ‘pee a mist’ means when I’m older

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

@julienrbaker @phoebe_bridgers y’all gonna kiss or what?

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

I was definitely born in the right generation, impending but comical doom at every corner really suits me

https://t.co/Cq0zZePf0w

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

@veryconway gender fluid stop it

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

solar panel sales companies want me so bad fr

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

Live in analog, smoke cigarettes

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

scooter is an honest to god family name for me, they do still name white boys scooter & I know a few personally

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

@SeamusIsAweseme wow I hope so, I was just saying we need new atrocities

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

Have you ever used the word ‘canon’ in like a ‘true to the narrative sense’?
Straight people have never said that.

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

Do you guys think Brad from @bonappetit knows that I love him?

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

I’m not worried about what goes on in my subconscious, I’m worried about getting to my unconscious, I wanna be out

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

Hoes be telling me they feel a connection like their LinkedIn notifications are on vibrate

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

I’m confused, it’s been 11 weeks since the launch of the @kourtneykardash Sustainable Boohoo Collab, why is the globe still warming?

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

U guys ever noticed that Dwayne the Rock Johnson looks a lot like the Rock & like Dwayne Johnson?

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

@SeamusIsAweseme go for it you’d be pretty

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

This is me subtweeting Hobby airport

[Sydney B @sydneymlin]

It’s very interesting to me that airports haven’t figured out that sometimes you have to park your car to pick someone up