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you know that spongebob episode where....

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Just out here trying to figure out how to have (afford) a backyard.

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“I know for a fact your eyes are wet.”

— nate

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@cadekynaston It was one’s of the best movies in a really long time. Maybe ever.

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I’m just over here still thinking about everything, everywhere, all at once.

anybody else??

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Okay, when did we decide that sweatpants are $100?

Can we undecided that?

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I feel like I should have grown out of accidentally not washing out all of my conditioner ??

but … every once in awhile my 27 year old pride takes a hit

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My toxic trait is wanting every remotely cool water bottle I see but knowing right well I already have too many and still don’t drink enough water through the day.

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a new rule:
if you haven’t talked to me recently, you can’t tag me in Instagram giveaways

idk — maybe that’s too much to ask for 🤷🏼‍♀️

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manifesting a conversation pit in my house here & now.

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normalize normalizing things without using the word normalize

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I just want the record show that this was my idea. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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What if there was an in-N-out in Logan?
#gamechanger

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I just learned the absolute hardest way that my bedroom furniture can’t be rearranged.

Yes, measured.

No, it didn’t fit.

So I had to put it all back (alone. Nate is out of town) and now have no energy to do the actual cleaning that needs to get done.

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“I have no idea what I need anymore.”
— nate

and if that isn’t the vibe or result of the last year and a half, I know absolutely nothing.

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“Frankie is way more of a ground beetle than a wolf.”

— nate

us talking about what animal frank evolved from 😂😂

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“Anything good is complicated”

— my CD

some words @ work today that are making me think a little harder

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“He’s the soundtrack to my life”

— Nate referring to frankie cuddling him

😂😂

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“I’m trying to be more serious”

— NP

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update I am now $800 deep into my health journey with no end in site.

*still not liking it

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I went to the doctor 3 times alone this week. 2 of the times I got my blood drawn. So I guess this is adulthood?

I don’t like it.

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@mastersbLuis @madscard24 wait.. I’m trying to make this a group thing 🙏🏼

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“Design really lives in the cracks of every industry.

Design is the minutia.”

— my CD