Syd 🖕

Sorry. This is the worst part of me. 😋🍑🖕😤

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

Have a hard time keeping my mouth shut and I'm not really sorry if I pop off at ya

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

Woke up to this so already done with internet 🫠

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

Just ran a 6 1/2 minute mile without music. So no, I’m not okay.

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

When the instructions are clear but you’re too stupid to read them

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

Imagine driving peacefully in your car and you look over to see me pretending to bash my face into my steering wheel 😅

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

Just paid all the bills. Now I have enough left for a tank of gas 😭 kms

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

The look of shear horror when I tell people I’m actually 10 yrs older than they think

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

If you know bitches be crazy, why do you keep testing bitches 🤔

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

@DeereJonathanxo It was Warren Buffett 😭 💸

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

Just watched an interview where a man said success is mostly luck and the life we are born in to and to pick the right womb. So guess that ship has sailed.

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

Decided if my neighbor doesn’t stop leaving cat food in piles on the ground outside the mailbox that I will be spraying her with water… doesn’t want to listen like a cat then she will be trained like one.

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

Breakfast of champions

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

Sometimes the loml likes a post on my social media and it reminds me of the fact that he lives across the country with someone else because we agreed we didn’t want to hurt the people we were with eight years ago… 🙃 isn’t life so fun?

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

Feels like 1 degree outside too

[Kiwi @seattleiminyou]

“Hes my rock” yeah tied to your feet and dropped into the ocean

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

I just saved myself $30 by switching back to ads on streaming services 😭😭 adulting ain’t it

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

I hope my eyes roll so far in the back of my head that they fall out right in front of you.

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

I wish people would quit staring at me… can’t a bitch scream at the top of her lungs in peace? 🙄

[Syd 🖕 @sydneypeyton22]

What is the best way to tell a man you aren’t interested to get them to understand that you actually are NOT interested as originally stated? Being a bitch isn’t working..