Sydney Q

A connoisseur of fine humor

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RT @jurinetblade #Twistory "Gotta go! A bunch of my fans are at the door, gotta see what they want." -Marie Antionette

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RT @BenHessler "Peace is cool, violence not so much. RT, please!" Mahatma Gandhi. #twistory

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RT @luckychrysler: #twistory "Just got to India, not what I expected." Cr. Columbus

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RT ninja_says: #twistory "The British are coming!! RT! RT! RT!!!" -Paul Revere ...

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RT @lysana #twistory "Tesla deserves the credit. I'm just running the paperwork to the patent office." - Marconi (h/t: @tomcunningham)

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RT @warnersl RT @wren154 #twistory "So what you're saying is you now want the ceiling painted white?" Michaelangelo

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RT @Matticus82 RT @lukehellier: "Don't worry that call girl will never recognize me" -Elliot Spitzer #twistory

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RT @LuciusDillon: #twistory "Easy day today, just gonna read my favorite book to a class at Booker Elementary." -George W. Bush

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RT @Disturbedmaggot RT @ronarchy: #Twistory "I had a sweet dream last night!" - MLK

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RT @revezone RT @BarryERice #twistory "headed 2 dallas, weather's supposed to be nice...think i'll leave the top down." -JFK

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RT @ashleypaterno RT @drewswhite #twistory Just met this babe, making my move soon - Oedipus

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RT @ValeWolf #twistory: "Queen Isabel rules (lol).she decided to fund my expedition. Gave me three ships. RT ur ideas 4 names."- C.Columbus.

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RT @ATADO #twistory RT@ the_dobster: #twistory Elephants?!? What the hell am I going to do with elephants?!? - Hannibal

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RT @prof_gabriele RT @anyidiot: #twistory "Still hiding in this horse with like 40 dudes...There's no way this is going to work"

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RT @hamiltor411 RT @JitteryGoat: #twistory "Barry, You ain't got a shot. Figure out something else to do with your life."

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RT @jakens84 RT @markhoppus: "Just sighted land!!! India, here we come!!!" -Christopher Columbus. #twistory

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RT @joemorf RT @geekstress #twistory OMG met the hottest guy last nite! Totally going home with him. NE one know whre Troy is? - Helen

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RT @bobsyauncle RT MammaSteph #twistory "Who needs a prenup when it's true love?" - Sir Paul McCartney

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RT @CDNBOFH RT @steveagee: #twistory "New Script Says I get to Jump A Shark on my Motorcycle, That will be best episode ever" -Henry Winkler

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RT @lividlunatic #twistory I hate to tell you this but your store is such a hole in the wall -- Sam Walton's customer