shit sydney says

everything and anything @sydbags96 says

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"I'm not hungover, buuuut I'm still drunk"

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"Peruvian? Like Peru?"

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Happy 1 year on twitter fam

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Add her on snapchat @ sydbags

[sara ☕️ @saragufX]

@sydneysaysshit

[Sydney♍️☮️💟 @sydbags96]

@sydneysaysshit https://t.co/nYXI2C6iwT

[sara ☕️ @saragufX]

@sydneysaysshit "I'm about as flexible as a tree trunk"

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*agrees with statement* *laughs* "I wasn't actually listening" *wheezes*

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Texts you get from @sydbags96

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"Is sausage...pig?"

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"You zoomed in on my pimples. They're beautiful. I'm gonna name them Fred and Wilma"

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"We have the red heart on snapchat so that means we're in true love"

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"So I have a theory that al the squirrels here(oneonta) hate watch other bc they look evil but the squirrels at the port are a happy family"

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"Did you guys know marijuana is the gateway drug to gluten" @sydneysaysshit

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"My stomach hurts. Maybe I have appendicitis..."