Sydney

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i would die for you baby lego hot dog

[abby @alwaybseen]

she’s so me (nauseous all the time)

[Alexandra Semenova @alexandraandnyc]

They officially replaced the pledge of allegiance with this in New York btw

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

NY feels exactly like this today

[KNICKHOLE KIDMAN @luxurytrash_]

ONE MORE DAWN
ONE MORE DAY
ONE GAME MORE

[tara @weirdotara_]

can u watch them while I go smoke

[alyssa @spacedglam]

Yeah

[Corey Holland @CoreyHolland]

Describing things to a robot is not a skill. The idea that you'll get "left behind" because you know how to do your own thinking and problem solving is ludicrous.

[sabrina @hudfirst]

he’s thinking about the systematic oppression women face in the workplace

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

The funniest thing ever to me is when republicans say college ‘indoctrinates’ kids and makes them liberal…it’s almost like education makes you smarter

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate's linkedin profile as a flashlight

[trash jones @jzux]

dating is hard because i’m a little strange and kind of an asshole

[Ben Deutsch @BenLikesMovies]

LORNE MICHAEL is the new Barbenheimer.

[madi 🩰 @intospidervrse]

nobody is allowed to make movies once i die cuz that’s not fair

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

rozanov🤝hollander

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

Perhaps this Taco Bell will help my acid reflux

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

read-thru with Connor Storrie!!!