Sinny

im that glamazon

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That old familiar body ache, snaps from the same little breaks In your soul, U know, when it’s time to go

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I keep signing a petition for repetition

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overalls are so fuking dramatic. when’s the last time your pants just fell off

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this barbie loses wrist strength halfway through standardized testing

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John Mayer is one of those people with grey eyelids but he’s super hot so explain that

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Chicago? More like chiconic

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The audacity to just pull a jug of milk from your fridge …

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I distrust milk

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What’s your silly lil secret lil sleep schedule

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My boss literally sat right next to me and left someone a voicemail ending in “I’m not going to call you again, you’re on your own now”

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pulling up my draft emails at work bc I know I had a good idea once

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@bigbootysensei further proof The kardashians ruin everything!

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Avatars : a sea turtle movie

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@_frankmcd Either you’re attracted to frank or you’re attracted to frank

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sweet kind nice cute

but I’m changing everything

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should you tell someone when their baby looks like paul giamatti

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Chorus:
Took a ton o tums
Took a ton o tums
Took a ton o tums

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Hire a hidman

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Wanted it but overwatered it

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Hit it & hid it