Sydney Segar

shrimp cocktail aficionado

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Hej @IKEAUSA ! What in the 63” inch wide MALM dresser is this service.

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DRONE WAS ME XX

[Marshall Law LLC @Heimdall_Horn]

Yes. I hired a dinner drone! ⁦@LittlePolandNB⁩ ⁦@erinstewartct⁩ ⁦@JanuszMichallik⁩ ⁦@DennisHouseTV⁩ ⁦@newspeddler⁩ #butterlamb #golumpki #pierogi #ct

[Marshall Law LLC @Heimdall_Horn]

Yes. I hired a dinner drone! ⁦@LittlePolandNB⁩ ⁦@erinstewartct⁩ ⁦@JanuszMichallik⁩ ⁦@DennisHouseTV⁩ ⁦@newspeddler⁩ #butterlamb #golumpki #pierogi #ct

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girls are even numbers and boys are odd numbers

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@MrBeastYT @DYNGBLUE perhaps start with @Blklivesmatter

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you curate a queue... ➡️you’re eating pistachios on the bed w/ him ➡️ thank me later comes on.. ⏭ what you do?

[Mallory! 🏳️‍⚧️ (マロリー) @Mariogirl17]

what’s the matter baby you’ve barely touched your baja blast

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we can all say we went to the met this year

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pools are just dolphin garages

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grimes and elon musk’s baby will look like kyle xy , don’t let this flop

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brenda song in Like Mike <333 @BrendaSong @smoss

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my super sweet 16 taught me what I wanted and then what I REALLY wanted...

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i loved rita wilson in raise ur voice.

[Lyndsey Segar @lyndseysegar]

Day 25 of quarantine: “to everything you say, dad, I will have a rebuttal” -@sydneysegar

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haha this was funny I remember that

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my total at the grocery store today was $17.76 and i was like

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still true haha

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i really couldn’t tell you what an euler circuit is but I can tell you everything about kimora lee simmon’s immediate and extended family

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this DID NOT get the attention it deserves

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liar liar align 7/8 on fire

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kith x lisa frank ?? just saying! cc: @RonnieFieg

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horse girls ➡️ cat ladies ➡️ tiger men

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🌈🐆💕 Watching Tiger King likeeee