sydneysmith

not the Droid you're looking for.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

WATCH and RETWEET. A perfect summary of what Elon Musk is.

[sydneysmith @sydneysmith]

@ElonClipsX Your money put him in office. You need rehab.

[José María Del Pino @josemdelpino]

I asked Stephen Miller, one of Donald Trump's top advisors, what is the evidence for saying that Caracas and Venezuela are safer than the United States. He began by answering that it is the government's numbers. I asked him if he trusted Maduro's numbers. And this was his reaction.👇

[Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis @DrLoupis]

Aaron Bushnell had set up a will, specifying that his savings go to a Palestinian children’s relief fund 💔🇵🇸

Rest in Peace

[sydneysmith @sydneysmith]

i really wann know what #KevinMcCarthy did to get those votes. #whore

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

Clearly Kevin McCarthy has a public humiliation kink. Nothing wrong with that. I just wish his kink didn’t need him to stop democracy for him to get *satisfaction*.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Republicans are now approaching Democrats to ask for help to defeat these Lauren Boebert / Matt Gaetz nominated members.

Democrats should do nothing to end this Republican embarrassment. Let it keep going!!

[sydneysmith @sydneysmith]

@thelateempire you should do some research on this symbol within this community.

[sydneysmith @sydneysmith]

#Speakerofthehousevote

[sydneysmith @sydneysmith]

@FlorioGina @Cobratate this didn't age well.

[sydneysmith @sydneysmith]

@RealJohnGlover @MrJonCryer can i be the extremely stoned chic who takes the order?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Yes, Andrew Tate may own 33 gas guzzling cars, but Greta Thunberg now owns one Andrew Tate.

[sydneysmith @sydneysmith]

@patriottakes his tits are as big as kimmies

[sydneysmith @sydneysmith]

@FredTJoseph not flying @SouthwestAir

[sydneysmith @sydneysmith]

@SouthwestAir My 77 year old mother's flight is canceled. we are scrambling to figure out how to get her home. perhaps you invest in your infrastructure and people. when can we expect to see her? or do we have to find another airline?

[Abigail Disney @abigaildisney]

The best part of the tax returns is that he WROTE OFF the payment to Stormy Daniel’s. Wow. The cojones.

[sydneysmith @sydneysmith]

@KiDCuDi we need you, fam! love to you from Texas

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

Let's rumble! Happy Festivus!

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

It’s from pulling my head out of my ass so often