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university of texas 2024

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

For those keeping score at home...

Things that WILL NOT get you expelled from the TN state legislature:
- child molestation
- domestic violence
- federal investigation
- peeing on your colleague's chair

Things that will:
- fighting to protect kids from gun violence

[Waka Flockas 3rd Cousin @Wakas3rdCousin]

WE’RE GETTING THE COME UP, THE WARM UP AND FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS BY J. COLE PEOPLE 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Think about this.

The average billionaire on the Forbes 400 list could spend $10,000 every single day for 274 years and still have billions of dollars left in the bank.

Don't you think that maybe, just maybe, these guys should be paying more in income tax than a teacher?

[Hadi @HadiNasrallah]

No electricity. No water. No heating. No bread. No medicine. A decade long war. And now an apocalyptic earthquake. The west must lift its sadistic sanctions on Syria and stop suffocating the Syrian people for political agendas. Syrians need to recover.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

“It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.”

Martin Luther King Jr.

[Max Lockie @staphwriter]

Just heard someone turn down after-work plans because they have an avocado at home that’s about to go bad

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Well well well ……..

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[talmon joseph smith @talmonsmith]

man, so many homeless people are about to die from this weather around the country, and it’s a policy choice.

[channing @changotbanz]

this gotta be the wind spongebob delivered the pizza in

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

MBAPPE ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 😱

FRANCE TIES IT

[Texas Volleyball @TexasVolleyball]

GOING TO THE 'SHIP

#HookEm

[paris rae @parisrae13]

men hate taylor swift cuz they couldn’t tell you what a single lyric in ivy means

[Brian Mansfield @brian_mansfield]

Be gentle with the Taylor Swift fans in your life tonight. They've had a hard day.

[august @winestainedtay]

ticketmaster be like “we did not expect this many people” as if they didn’t send out the codes

[showgirl ally ❤️‍🔥 @allyy_kayy]

death by 2000+ cuts

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Somehow Texas A&M’s loss to App State just got much more embarrassing https://t.co/4BpvoRfD3K

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

Bama LB Will Anderson says that the Texas atmosphere was the loudest and craziest he’s ever experienced in his college career.