sydneytaryn

[News 6 WKMG @news6wkmg]

Strong storms are moving through Central Florida. https://t.co/H95Lk6QdZz

[sydneytaryn @sydneytaryn]

You know your romance tastes are taking over your brain when you watch Phineas and Ferb and start wishing for someone to write a bully romance based on Baljeet and Buford's relationship.

[sydneytaryn @sydneytaryn]

@melpat24 I have plans to get that dog tattooed somewhere on my body I swear that's me 98% of my life

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“12 foot skeletons are only for Halloween”

[Rachel Paige @rachmeetsworld]

for something nice, I do not know who this small child is but I would absolutely risk my life for this little dora milaje

[Nick Turner @NewsyNick]

This show is going to accidentally tear a hole in the space-time continuum and kill us all

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

I’m gunna level with y’all, some of the Pop Goes Punk covers are better than the originals and I will die on that hill

[🍓✨carlye wisel @carlyewisel]

bad at school yet good at writing 3000 word emails to a friend who wasn't sure how to best use Disney Genie+ at Disney World

[sydneytaryn @sydneytaryn]

She still a 10, unless she does it during the ride, in which case she's a 1.

[Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratThemeParks]

She’s a 10, but loudly recites the Haunted Mansion narration.

[sydneytaryn @sydneytaryn]

@julieplec @DaBox88 👀👀

[sydneytaryn @sydneytaryn]

Dan and I, admittedly, don't do a full clean of the house as often as we should. But whenever we do, I always think of the scene from the Incredibles where Helen and Bob just casually use their powers to clean their living room with such intense longing.

[peony🐇 @rosetintved]

ed and stede as achilles and patroclus quotes from the song of achilles by madeline miller, a thread

[sydneytaryn @sydneytaryn]

Ever added 10 minutes to your drive because somebody let you in but then you made them miss the light so you felt obligated to make the right on red for them even tho you need to go straight so that they could also make the right instead of waiting in the traffic? Because same.

[carina adly mackenzie @cadlymack]

If you know every. single. word. of this halftime show it’s time for an eye cream.

Every single word.

[sydneytaryn @sydneytaryn]

@melpat24 When we were there I overheard a couple of women coming out of the bathroom saying "do they have passports for the bathrooms in each country? Because I think we've hit them all today" 😂

[sydneytaryn @sydneytaryn]

I feel like this needed an update - I was definitely up until 5am but don't worry - 3 hours of sleep feels great 👍🏼 (TGIF is something I feel deeply in my soul this morning)

[sydneytaryn @sydneytaryn]

Okay so I know it's like 1am and I just finished a book and so logically I should just go to bed and start my next one tomorrow - but hear me out: what if I just read a couple chapters on the next book now? Couldn't possibly be a bad idea.

[sydneytaryn @sydneytaryn]

I'll be at Disney in 2 days and last night I had a dream that we were there and I forgot to bring a single pair of ears and it quickly spiraled into a nightmare so yeah now I'm going to be a mess when packing so that's great 🙃

[sydneytaryn @sydneytaryn]

The most beautiful bathroom, no question.

[Overheard at Disney. @OverhrdDisney]

“People actually want to take a picture of the BATHROOM?!”
- Overheard by Anon, Tangled bathrooms in Magic Kingdom.

[sincerely, ivy marie. 💫 @sincerelyivy]

no one:

me laying in bed: