sydnie nguyen

[𝓚 @kksabo_]

everyone stressing abt the update, ask urself why ur speaking to a man with a twitter in the first place

[trash jones @jzux]

requesting PTO at work is so embarrassing. "hi boss permission to enjoy my life for 3 days?"

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

yappers unite

[trash jones @jzux]

"who hurt you?" oh my parents, the economy, rent prices, my unrealistic expectations, that weird thing i said last week, the government, do you want me to keep going

[Spirit @SpiritGenealogy]

may you fall into the sweetest love you’ve ever known

[Carolinas Finest @Carolinas_942]

Then it doesn’t make sense for you to keep taking it out my check now does it

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

no one:

me judging everyones met gala fits while im in my pjs:

[sarah @sarahradz_]

Does 10k steps per day help? Or does having enough leisure time that you can consistently walk for 2 hours help

[Megi @reaIsnowhite]

If someone told me I looked like I enjoyed a GIANT bowl of pasta I would commit an act of terrorism

[christover @bored2die]

Been farting at work more lately idgaf anymore

[☁️CloudFather☁️ @trav_allen]

New Mandela effect just dropped

I swear New York used to have these two big buildings that looked alike

[ellie @royskent]

ken only has a good day when barbie looks at him