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[Josh Nelson - Sox Machine @soxmachine_josh]

Liam Hendriks when he arrives to the White Sox bullpen this season

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

.@Brandon4Chicago is a former public school teacher with a bold, forward-looking, progressive plan to move Chicago forward—and the experience to make it happen. I’m happy to endorse him for mayor.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Ladies and gentlemen - Jon fucking Stewart. 🔥

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

This one’s for you, Tucker!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

There are millions of women who don't want children, so why are they being shamed by society? @chelseahandler tackles being childless by choice in a new #LongStoryShort

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

On an all-new 30 for 30, Yankees fans turn a series loss into a win for humanity

[out of context community @darkestimeline]

Happy october 19th!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jordan Klepper takes on Wisconsin Trumpers and encounters some of the most bonkers conspiracy theories yet

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Tim @Wannabe_RBG]

I am so glad both of my adult daughters live in Illinois. But I am not at peace.

MOTHER F*CKERS!!!!!

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Alabama.

[syd @sydsaint8]

fuck the astros *clap clap.. clap clap clap*

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

👇👇👇👇👇👇

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

To recap: right now in Texas people CAN sue you for seeking abortion services, but the state CANNOT ask you if you have a gun.

[Jake Lobin @JakeLobin]

It's been 349 days since RBG's death, and we're already witnessing #RoeVWade get wiped away in Texas.

Heinous doesn't even describe it.

[syd @sydsaint8]

yeah I’m sure it’s going to be difficult to enforce a mask mandate at a high school where they made me put duck tape over my jeans bc the rip in the leg was “slightly too high”