Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️

Sydney. Like Australia. She/Her. I work with kindergartners. Help. #BLM. #NadieEsIlegal. ☀️♊️-🌙♉️

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

Today one of my students said “yesternight” and I feel like it just makes more sense tbh

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

I hate them both. And I came outta Twitter retirement to say it.

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

The bad guys in Home Alone when they have to outsmart an 8 year old

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

@ooJavan It’s been almost a year…. I’m still having a Miyabi Jr meltdown

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

Every day I’m sad about Miyabi Jr being gone

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

I HATE capitalism but I LOVE same-day shipping

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

@LachlanOB Up there with mysteriously sticky

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

@IturbeLupe I will put on a CONCERT to that whole soundtrack

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

I’ve never been more grateful for my support system than I am today 🫶🏼

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

Free beef to whoever invented popcorn ceilings. I literally didn’t even ask to be born and now I have to vacuum cobwebs of my damn ceiling ??? BYEEEEE

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

@IturbeLupe Gross

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

I would give anything to watch Workaholics again for the first time

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

I get so proud of myself every time I lose my phone. Like damn bitch, you were away from your phone long enough to forget where it is. Good for you!

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

Literally everyone at the Kehlani concert is hot

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

Cute how my sister and I hardly communicated for like 17 years and now if she doesn’t text me back in 5 minutes she clearly doesn’t love me and we aren’t friends anymore… 😅

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

“You know what’s faster than a spiny lobster? A giant isopod!”

Happy First Day of Kindergarten y’all

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

My dad and I after ripping each other’s throats out during an incredibly angry, heated debate:

“I’m so glad we can talk about these things, I really love our bond 🥰”

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

Thrifting a $150 flannel for $7.99 at the Goodwill has absolutely been the highlight of my summer

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

If I’m gonna simp for one specific subsect of the human population, it’s drummers and it’s always been drummers and it will always be drummers 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

I have to say, there’s something about me and another driver flipping each other off that feels a little like bonding idk

[Miss Sybney 👩🏻‍🏫🍎✏️ @sydsyd62]

@_maarydlc Lil shit 🙄