bicurious george

my entry point is my bangs, then I wow them with my winning personality

[bicurious george @sydvossen]

i can’t quit my job just yet because i still need to afford all my expensive purchases i’m going to make from spirit halloween this year (freddy fazbear animatronic for my boyfriend and i’s living room)

[bicurious george @sydvossen]

in the least republican way possible, i love being drunk off cut waters at a race track

[bicurious george @sydvossen]

i think it is just bathroom etiquette to NOT pick the stall right next to me when there are 20 others, i literally just want to hit my dab pen in peace bitch

[bicurious george @sydvossen]

being 26 and already having symptoms of failing kidneys was quite surprising to me as well, but i also grew up in the generation of knowing the motto is yolo so whatever

[sage 🧚‍♀️ @btwnrevolutions]

I was looking for my vape and then I found my vape and heaven knows I'm miserable now

[bicurious george @sydvossen]

broke my toe, does this qualify for a reasonable excuse to call out of work tomorrow

[bicurious george @sydvossen]

i hate getting into an uber & they immediately always put on country music. DO I SERIOUSLY GIVE OFF THAT VIBE???

[bicurious george @sydvossen]

i have a fresh peach dealer if anyone needs a fix

[Pepsi @pepsibong]

this song changed the trajectory of my life after high school. I love you so much. RIP

[bicurious george @sydvossen]

oh how i’ve missed going to a denny’s late night after a concert & throwing up in their bathroom

[bicurious george @sydvossen]

i work in a cafeteria at a corporate office. today, my manager told me i had to take down my miss piggy sticker that i put up because “some people here don’t like meat” OH, I’M SORRY??? i assumed the muppets were TIMELESS

[bicurious george @sydvossen]

if you don’t like the new spotify app icon, you’re such a weenie. i want them to keep the disco ball

[Liz @lzreads]

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

i'll have $22 after i pay rent that means $20 for weed and $2 for baja blast this budgeting shit easy

[aj / adrian 🍻☘️ @andthephant0ms]

how do we get kieran culkin on it's always sunny in philadelphia

[bicurious george @sydvossen]

woke up my boyfriend to kiss him goodbye before work and he looks at me and goes “you look gorgeous can i have another kiss before you go” so now i’m looking at wedding rings online

[bicurious george @sydvossen]

if i was rue in euphoria, i’d get into that huge penthouse & beat the shit out of jules (i would’ve done it season 1 but to each their own)

[leah @veganhotdog11]

All I wanna do is gossip and talk about the strokes