Sydney

In my own crazy way I was kind of happy

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

every time i see an old pic of myself im just like “where the fuck did that jacket go?”

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I texted my best friend to be like “holy shit a girl we went to elementary school with is having a baby” and then I realized that we are 26

[hugo gonzalez @hag7447]

name three songs

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

(:

[Sydney @sydyap]

I was talking to someone about my road trip and he was sacred for two girls to go camping alone because... “there are wolves, buffalo and crocodiles out there” sir where tf do you think I’m camping?

[Sydney @sydyap]

It’s in the high 60s and aussies are out here in actual winter coats

Would be lying if I denied being in jeans and a sweater but that’s not the point

[Sydney @sydyap]

I had a guest ask me today “hey Sydney, what’s your real name?”

Umm, Sydney? 🙃

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

If you have anxiety, open this

[Sydney @sydyap]

Y’all I love loving in Australia but for two years in a row now all I’ve seen are aussie ads during the super bowl.....

Please stop telling me about Maccas and hungry jacks 🙃

[joel solomon @joelwsolomon]

This is the most people that have worn masks in Florida in months.

[Sydney @sydyap]

My Uber driver is playing the entire “back street’s back” album

5/5 stars

[Sydney @sydyap]

My grandma called today to tell me that at my age she was married with two kids

This is why I’ll be getting drunk this evening

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Wear a mask. Save lives.

[peach 🍑🇵🇸 @peachontwitta]

The greatest American lie is that people from every other country wish they lived here. They don’t.

[Stephen Punwasi 🏚️📉🐈☃️ @StephenPunwasi]

Elon Musk is now worth $208 billion.

You want to know how he did it? He skipped 34.67 billion lattes. It's that easy.