Sydney🌲

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

At an aquarium after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart, a behavior known as rafting. 😊

[Sydney🌲 @sydyoshi]

For those of you that are wondering, I can confirm that yes, there are other men in Utah. #SLOMW

[Sydney🌲 @sydyoshi]

I love when married young people try to give me dating advice. Girl you skipped straight to the bonus level. You didn’t have your ass handed to you by Goombas for ten years.

[Sydney🌲 @sydyoshi]

No, I wouldn’t say I’m unhinged.
Maybe hanging on by a hinge.
Slightly hinged.
The hinge is attached but I wouldn’t trust it.

[Sydney🌲 @sydyoshi]

The other day my best friend said to me “It is a privilege to know you” and I’ve been crying about it ever since. 😭

[Sydney🌲 @sydyoshi]

A Robert and Witney mirrorball and Fruity Pebbles. What a day. 🪩🥣

[Sydney🌲 @sydyoshi]

🧔🏼‍♂️: “What’s your favorite music genre?
👩🏻‍🦰: “Taylor Swift.”
🧔🏼‍♂️: “No I mean like pop, alternative, rock, country?”
👩🏻‍🦰: “Yes, like I said, Taylor Swift.”

[Sydney🌲 @sydyoshi]

My coworker to her client: "Why don't you try getting on the dating apps?"
Her: "Ehh... I don't know."
Me next to her: "DON'T DO IT!!!"

[Sydney🌲 @sydyoshi]

Just a friendly reminder that today is 3OH!3 and I ain’t fuckin scared of him

[Sydney🌲 @sydyoshi]

My favorite thing about being a woman is when every now and again you go into an existential crisis dark pit of depression episode, and then you start your period and you’re like “Ahh, that makes sense. I knew I wasn’t a weak ass bitch.”

[Sydney🌲 @sydyoshi]

2023: “If he wanted to, he would.”
2024: “If he won’t, another man will.”

[Sydney🌲 @sydyoshi]

Me in 2023: “Who hurt you?”
Me in 2024: “I know someone hurt you, but damn it wasn’t me!”

[Sydney🌲 @sydyoshi]

You know you’re from Idaho when you’re heading out the door and your mom says “Do you want to take a box of potatoes home with you?” 🥔

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Sydney🌲 @sydyoshi]

Was it…. over.… when he changes his password for HBO Max so you can no longer watch Friends. 😒

[Sydney🌲 @sydyoshi]

I have never been attracted to men that have their ears pierced, but now, Paul Klein and Travis Kelce both have pierced ears, so now I’m attracted to men that have pierced ears.

[Sydney🌲 @sydyoshi]

https://t.co/HaJPbYsUiQ

[Sydney🌲 @sydyoshi]

I grew up with two brothers and three step brothers, you’re going to have to try a lot harder than that to hurt my feelings.

[Sydney🌲 @sydyoshi]

My favorite animal is me on a Saturday night