E. Razak

enjoying my wonderful life 🇨🇦

[E. Razak @syeikhemir]

@N_Dub1005 Love your profile

[E. Razak @syeikhemir]

I love the cold sometimes when its not too cold if you know what I mean

[cm @cmcalgary]

Dropped by High Park. A park on top of a parking garage downtown. It's neat.

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[The YUNiversity @The_YUNiversity]

👩🏻‍🎓 Looking for “smart” words?

Try these:

• acute
• discerning
• erudite
• sagacious
• perspicacious
• perceptive
• astute

#vocabulary

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

I think about this image a LOT and I hope it makes someone smile.

[E. Razak @syeikhemir]

Welcome to middle age you have to take a picture of the menu so you can enlarge it enough to read

[E. Razak @syeikhemir]

Me: *puts $32 of merchandise into online cart*

Website: Spend $35 and you’ll get free shipping!

Me: Okay, okay. *spends $187 more*

[E. Razak @syeikhemir]

Who called it an exorcism instead of a demon-stration?

[E. Razak @syeikhemir]

Teenagers never really want anything except electronics, all the food in your refrigerator, and maybe a new family.

[E. Razak @syeikhemir]

Pronouns are just nouns with endorsement deals.

[E. Razak @syeikhemir]

The scale's not broken. The scale is never broken. None of the scales are broken, fatty.

[E. Razak @syeikhemir]

Did you ever wake up with a sore shoulder, not because you slept on it wrong, but because you just have a shoulder?

[E. Razak @syeikhemir]

Being American is awesome because you don’t actually have to know anything to be an expert

[E. Razak @syeikhemir]

Having kids is wild, you get to watch miniature versions of yourself gradually become cooler while you become progressively less cool

[E. Razak @syeikhemir]

Always look for the old guy when you have a question at the hardware store everybody knows this

[E. Razak @syeikhemir]

Look surprised and delighted when a song you like comes on and voila you’re a white girl

[E. Razak @syeikhemir]

Please don’t give Advil to the cat

is something I never thought I’d say yet here we are

[cm @cmcalgary]

Attn:
Sage Hill Retirement Residence
6 Sage Hill Gardens NW
Calgary, AB
T3R 1S3

Mrs. LeBlanc
Mr. Gaudreau
Mrs. Koehler
Mrs. Bitzer
Mr. Fairleigh
Mrs. Marshall
Mrs. Bathgate
Ms. Lacombe
Ms. Evans
Mrs. Manifold
Mr. Asman

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[fiq @thegamer203121]

berdekah sial aku tengok sorang2 😂😭