Aryan Syfant

#Grey #Writer #Poor #Dreamer #Realist #Confusion #Hashtagger

[Aryan Syfant @syfant]

#myfirstTweet #dedicated to #myfirstfollower @JaanSidrah

The image is a screen shot of my #Facebook profile. I think I deserve an award for such an edgy creative creation of creative creativeness.

#Writer #Poor #Hashtagger #FunniestTweets #lie #IdkwI'mdwmL #GoFigure #iTweeting

[Aryan Syfant @syfant]

@sayantansunnyg Your tweet was too savage. The niceians are gonna come for you. And they're gonna give you a flower and say "Don't Hate. Love" Please say "FU" to them the nicest way possible.

[Prashant Bhushan @pbhushan1]

Without comment!

[Aryan Syfant @syfant]

@damrita Because umm...

[Aryan Syfant @syfant]

@thesatbir I pray for your safety sir.

[Apurva Purohit @apurva_purohit]

Someone just walked up to me and condescendingly asked “So tell me your story” I stared back and said “Buddy I don’t have a story. I have several novels, a few poems, some limericks and a couple of haikus about myself- what do you want to hear?”

[Aryan Syfant @syfant]

@apurva_purohit It was me. I didn't mean to sound condescending. I would like to hear everything.😅😆 #iTrolling

[Kiran Manral @KiranManral]

Now I know. ;)
"Being forgetful is actually a sign you are unusually intelligent, according to scientific research"
https://t.co/Tqy8QdQpzP

[Sameera Khan @Sameera22]

Someone from Strand bookstore called to tell me - in the sweetest voice - that they have a book I was looking for. And I thought to myself - how nice is that? That someone has something you were looking for and they called to say they will wait for you.

[Aryan Syfant @syfant]

I meant it actually isn't a crime to not be a racist. To those #strangers who happened upon my tweet and completely chose to ignore it.

[Aryan Syfant @syfant]

Stop being a racist. It's actually not a crime. #change #Aloha #peace

[Aryan Syfant @syfant]

#poetry #science #cool

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

During a solar eclipse, the Moon’s shadow crosses Earth’s surface at speeds exceeding 1,000 mph. So if you're in the path, the poetic phrase, “I’m being followed by a Moon Shadow” is just wrong. Better: "I’m being chased by a Moon Shadow that will catch me and darken my skies."

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Solar Eclipses are one of Nature’s great spectacles: The Sun is 400x wider than the Moon and 400x farther away, making them the same size on the sky -- endowing Earth with the most badass eclipses in the Solar System.

[Aryan Syfant @syfant]

Stop being a racist. It's actually not a crime. #change #Aloha #peace

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I’m admittedly biased, but this article gibes with my experience about what all of us might take away from the “aloha spirit.” https://t.co/TCgvZYzuHe

[Aryan Syfant @syfant]

@remittancegirl @StephenKing Asking the right questions. And also getting ignored for doing so. Bravo!

[Aryan Syfant @syfant]

@sambarseperate You've uncovered their secrets.The Maggites are gonna come for you.

[Aryan Syfant @syfant]

Okay #strangers out there. This Social-media thing is not easy is it?

[Aryan Syfant @syfant]

I want to kind of meet Molly more than Mr. Stephen King. #puppy

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Bath time for Molly, aka the Thing of Evil. She's not pleased. The dirtier the better is her motto.

[Aryan Syfant @syfant]

So a #question to the #strangers(#readers I don't know). And #Wattpad people (we're a separate species). I'm thinking about publishing my bad writings as a series of novelettes on Wattpad. If you happen upon this #tweet, answer my question if you may please. Is it a #bad idea?

[Aryan Syfant @syfant]

To whomever this tweet may become visible, have a nice...

I have a #fantasy #story with four reads on Wattpad because it doesn't have a cover(I think). It would be great if you would grace a glance at it.

The link
https://t.co/p1KvYx4DJI

#wattpad #indieauthor #broke #news #Ha

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump posted the wrong approval numbers and says wind turbines cause cancer. If brains were black powder, the guy couldn't blow his nose.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump: "They are a Fake News paper who have already been forced to apologize..." Donald, no one expects you to get your facts straight, but at least have someone correct your syntax. "IT is a Fake Newspaper THAT HAS..." Etc. God you're illiterate.