Fake Syfy

Imagining something Greater. Now run by Timmy the (ex)Intern. [parody Syfy account]

[Fake Syfy @syfyHA]

No body no crime. RT“@Race_Daniels: Kenya is dead...or is she? #DefianceSDCC”

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Oh spoiler alert! Wait there's a next season? @Syfy: Next season @kevinmurphyhc wants an epsiode set during the Pale Wars #DefianceSDCC

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Wait...doesn't everyone? RT @Syfy: @grantbowler Before the ark fall Nolan was watching the original Star Wars trilogy nightly. #DefianceSDCC

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Bet the feeling is mutual! @DefianceWorld: Let's be honest, @MsJaimeMurray finds a potato sexy! @GrantBowler to @MsJaimeMurray #DefianceSDCC

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If that's happy I need to dump my gf RT @DefianceWorld: The happy couple. @MsJaimeMurray @TonyCurran69 #DefianceSDCC

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Just like a time bomb. “@UCPisTV: "He takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'" - @TonyCurran69 on Datak #DefianceSDCC”

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This is what "ships" are made of. “@menofdefiance: "Im Kevin Murphys Don Quixote."- @GrantBowler @DefianceWorld #DefianceSDCC”

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Also true of most corporate employees. RT “@Syfy: @juliebenz Amanda is surrounded by people who don’t have her best interests at heart. ”

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We gave him 3 more peanuts RT “@Race_Daniels: Whoever cuts Syfy's trailers for SDCC should get a raise.”

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We've heard from a lot of you about the omissions from our #SDCC lineup. The answer for every one of your questions is yes.

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I also see it all over my timeline. I may have wasted a sabbatical.

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I have gone on a long quest to find myself, and have now returned to my job. I have seen the future and it is live-tweeting.

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. @wilw @wilwproject well they wanted it to go viral, but i don't think they really understand what that means...

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Can you believe it's been 32 years since the opening of #StarTrek II? Read more at http://t.co/zZrbL1GolO

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Just got word that #Dominion has wrapped its first season, which means the angels are free. Watch your backs.

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Oh is today a Q&A day? Let's try that out.

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oh is that why we did it? I always thought it was because people had issues pronouncing sci-fi. @musingsofaraven

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of course, that means we're not ACTUALLY focused on sci-fi anymore, but no one will guess that, right?

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Bitten was renewed! We can affordably continue the Teen Wolf model of hot guys and underage girls to attract a bigger audience!

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As far as i can tell the Neilsen ratings are pulled after spinning a wheel with random numbers on it. @_MuppetManda_