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i got rats

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@amberdachud My waistline looking a little too wide anyway 😮‍💨

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@amberdachud

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@amberdachud I'm never tweeting again

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@amberdachud Do I look like doctor doolittle to you

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@amberdachud I'm not fake I just didn't see the volume button

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@amberdachud Cats are literally hardwired to hunt rodents 🫩

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@amberdachud I'm so dead why did I think that was a gif

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@amberdachud what is this cryptic number supposed to mean

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@amberdachud you are precious but im not trying to have the cat eat my rats

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@amberdachud i am sat, trust

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still alive but barely breathing............

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@amberdachud this gif is scaring me

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@amberdachud oh im well aware

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@amberdachud same thing wow i cant believe you're bullying your ESL husband

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everytime i login i just see a bunch of threats from my fiance...she really be talking to the wall on here

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gonna play the new zelda game all weekend and no one is gonna stop me

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@amberdachud I didn't do anything

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@amberdachud Cause I don't have all the time in the world to be taking selfies 🫩

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@amberdachud 🫩 you inventing conflict again?