Syler Thomas

Pastor. Writer. Husband. Father. Actor. Cowboy. Spelunker.

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@WatchMarquee Tell @JimDeshaies that I won a Toyota Prius from the Cubs in 2010. It's really fun, he should try it.

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@darbysaxbe @NYT Really really good. Let's get #mindfulunderparenting trending, y'all..... Maybe that's your next book title, @darbysaxbe

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@dudlydorit @Super70sSports Here's a doozie...

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@big12_bruce @BaylorMBB @MFinalFour This is for next year— when the final 4 is in San Antonio…let’s go to there!

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@megbasham @MikeCosper @drmoore I’m glad you posted the context which says something different from what you contend.

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@MarenMorris you've tried Ladybird Taco in Nashville right?

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@EricHolmer I was so confused. “They didn’t put the numbers in the right place. Am I still asleep? What’s happening?? WE WERE UP 8-0!!!!!”

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@danwiederer @TakeTheNorthPod Packers never punted.

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@EricHolmer You're very brave.
But in my estimation, it's a win-win.
Win & we crush the hopes and dreams of Packers. WIN!
Lose and we get a better draft pick. WIN!
Either way, we #FlyTheW.
Have fun!

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@Travis_Roeder I think we’ll get used to it but it’s surprising if they did this on purpose.

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@TylerAki_ That’s what I’ve been trying to figure out on Twitter for the last hour. Cmon Twitter nerds!

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@nickbaumgardner Brad assumed it was 70 cause 70 came towards him. Classic case of assuming. You know what happens when you assume....

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@SkyeJethani @robreiner Only one of the greatest directors of all time, that’s all. He had a run there in the 80s and 90s where he didn’t have a single subpar movie. An absolute legend. Congrats! Now, if you can find your way into the Spinal Tap sequel, that would be really really something…

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@ChiHoneyBear You were one of my biggest fans a year ago, so...here's my latest entry. They played it yesterday but weren't super complimentary... Anyway, Go Bears! https://t.co/qfPSuPTB65

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Not enough poop references for Tom, but maybe others will enjoy it. Lyric video of this year's entry in the @WaddleandSilvy parody song contest. To the tune of U2's Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) @TylerAki_ @chrisbleck @AdamAAbdalla https://t.co/vadynuRrLd

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@JackGFranklin Fake. She was actually there yesterday.

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@d09797105 @SamAliSports The only thing she didn’t totally nail was “about” sounding like “aboot “. Otherwise it’s perfect.

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@EricHolmer Wow. That's crazy he did that!

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@EricHolmer This is all I can think about. We'd be in shambles. Instead it's like...ah well. Next year should be better than this one, and also, we have BEEN TO THE FREAKING MOUNTAIN TOP Y'ALL.

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@abidetheschneid @AnnieAgar Post this every week till she does it.