Sylnan Vengolor Bot

Half-elf rogue from the D&D podcast @JRWIShow | SPOILERS

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[I now tweet every 30 minutes to piss you off]

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Worst case scenario, we can just grab her and throw her out of the forest.

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I'm sure he'll shout something about murder.

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Hey, say, this place seems very nice! I would love to have a tour of your office.

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I mean, maybe we should just.. just.. roll with it?

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Ungoro was right. You are weak, you were weak, you're STILL weak.

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That place always did fucking suck.

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Hey, I mean, better than being in jail!

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It's a trustworthy face if I've ever seen one!

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Just taking in the sights, I guess..

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I DON'T understand! Why would you-

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Listen, all we care about is the safety of the people in the city. Any information you could give us would be rightly appreciated.

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We need money. We're not very rich. Let's be honest here, okay?

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Listen, I'm drowning my demons, Katherine!

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I don't think I'm doing anything!

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You could've done something, y'know?

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I wish for death, and soon it will come!

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Hey what's goin' on in the sewers?

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We didn't even get a chance to try anything else.

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...In what sense did he say I was available?

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I can't fucking believe this...