sylvie

(she/her) zillow fan account

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[sylvie @sylv__ie]

i love looking kinda ugly. but only kinda

[sylvie @sylv__ie]

@MyaMannoni facts

[sylvie @sylv__ie]

parking in any trader joe’s parking lot is singlehandedly the most embarrassing thing ever

[sylvie @sylv__ie]

dinner is served😌

[Charli @charli_xcx]

i know it’s the Grammys tonight but it’s also my sold out show at the Greek in LA tonight which is essentially the gay Grammys where I win every award. so yeah.

[sylvie @sylv__ie]

YES CODA!!!

[sylvie @sylv__ie]

got up and worked today but still don’t have a billion dollars in my bank acct 😔

[sylvie @sylv__ie]

cottage cheese is the best thing on the market

[sylvie @sylv__ie]

who actually wears the pimple patches under their makeup. show yourselves

[sylvie @sylv__ie]

trader joe’s is actually an escape room

[sylvie @sylv__ie]

why does the slack notification sound like it’s mad at you

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

actually i think alexander hamilton would love charli xcx

[sylvie @sylv__ie]

snow just reveals how much dog pee there is in the world

[sylvie @sylv__ie]

can’t believe that when i wake up tomorrow i’ll be 54 years old

[sylvie @sylv__ie]

babe wake up there’s new emily in paris

[Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas]

WELCOME CAPRICORN SEASON! RULES! RECEIPTS! RIGIDITY! BOUNDARIES! SENSITIVITY & STOICISM! HURTING YOUR OWN FEELINGS! ACCOMPLISHMENTS! SUFFERING IN SILENCE INSTEAD IF ASKING FOR HELP! REJECT IT BEFORE YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO CARE ABOUT IT! LIFE IS SHORT! DEATH IS INEVITABLE! HAVE FUN!

[sylvie @sylv__ie]

the separation of church and state

[sylvie @sylv__ie]

i have hormonal virus