Sylvan Goldberg

Violent sleeper. Peanut butter particularist. Associate Professor of English @ColoradoCollege. American literature, ecocriticism/environmental humanities.

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Cannes-fidence

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@ASLE_US Submission portal open! https://t.co/QszQYQvCNJ

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If you don't like Better than Ezra's singles, stop lying to yourself.

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Humans have a hard time understanding and articulating causal relationships.

[William Deresiewicz @WDeresiewicz]

I have a new piece, a bit of a departure for me, about how Portland has changed in the 15 years since I moved here. It appears in the current issue of Portland Monthly.
https://t.co/lMLoqa6enJ

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But, like, the world is an actual vampire.

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"No one having both brains and eyes will use it."

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@UnrealCitoyenne Yassss. Saw it in the theater. So good. A little heavy-handed on the "seances are drugs" metaphor, but didn't detract from the enjoyability.

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@UnrealCitoyenne Have you watched Host? "Scary Zoom meeting" is, like, an accurate description but maybe doesn't encapsulate it. Also what Zoom meeting isn't scary?

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@UnrealCitoyenne Literally just had this thought (again, as usual this time of year) today. But not yet.

[Kevin Garnett @KevinGarnett5KG]

Real shyt… Portland did right by Dame. The basketball Godz gonna repay 10 fold! Good morning y’all 🤝🏾

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The Champions are back. https://t.co/6zPt9gg4UQ

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@mavisclare No time for covid! (or, like, even a cold, honestly)

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Y'all realize "out-of-pocket maximum" is an inaccurate descriptor if you still have to pay copays even after it's met?

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Instead of normie as slang for normal, I'm gonna start using commie as slang for common.

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Catholic school has its benefits, not the least of which is understanding early American grammar: https://t.co/J0BTwEEt2g

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My dept is looking for a VAP for this coming AY (2023-24), with a specialization in postcolonial studies and global anglophone literatures. We would be thrilled to find someone who brings environmental questions to bear on these archives:  https://t.co/7WF8PjR9Wj.

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Did the time already change? My students are showing up an hour off today...

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@JSRichman Did you like it??