Sylvan Strix

Badnik | Kind of almost an artist| Adult (22) | he/him | I post more art elsewhere. Come n get it

[Sylvan Strix @sylvanstrix]

🎶~The loveliest lies of all~🎶

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"Specimen", how gender affirming

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@InkTintas I thought this was Substance for a sec----

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I love sand!

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Describing all my friends as various characters from shows or YouTubers to give you an idea

Gets challenging when other friends are my only frame of reference. Y'all just weren't there for S1 Strix Files

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@Jade64_Real Nah, he's so odd, he won't fit in
his liked movies list

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@stf0saltedfish Just for a moment, I peaked into the veil of true knowledge

dear god.... it's beautiful

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When Luigi said "I'm the chicken of the sea"
I thought he said "Im the chicken in the seat" and imagined him in a car chair, literally sitting out the fight.

I also specifically imagined he meant he wanted to have a seatbelt on for safety

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Every light on the road is green

but I just want to stop

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Brach... where are my black jelly beans brach

brach please
please oh sweet pea
my black jelly beans

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No one's been farther inside me than my dentist numbing me for a cavity drilling

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Insecure? Well, get out

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@Schaffrillas Make us review it for you

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@ih8nightmare All of them

No one is safe

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@Rexy_private aio... aioli.... 🤤

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They got aioli at the function?

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i think you're a monster for chasing when i don't
run
run
run
run

i stot patiently
as was designed

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*nibbles on own beard hair

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Making both fleece blankets and cotton blankets in the merch store

so you can have a cold and a warm blanket option

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@Guruiiko I wish you and your best pal all the best, man 💜💜💜

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Voice modulation but irl