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rip, kafka. you’d have loved debugging.

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starting to realise that the key to happiness is never being born.

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my life’s about to change, guys
(got a new stationery item)

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what do g0vernments & antioxidants have in common?

they both hate free radicals.

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stop motion 101: workshop for photographers with nervous bowels.

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i dont have mood swings.
i have a mood roulette wheel.

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this is my son eddie, short for oedipus.

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next drunk call is gon be to yumm-raj ⚰️

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“wyd tonight?”

“sitting in my room exhibiting symptoms of a personality disorder that makes me seem hilarious, wild & impulsive at first but quickly becomes tiresome and annoying once you get to know me. you?”

#bpd

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there’s only ONE thing that makes everything better once it’s inside me:

earl grey.

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therapist suggested i watch euphoria. 2 mins into the first episode & i’m CRYING.
like a baby.
at. work.

safe to say i’m never questioning his recommendations.

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showing up to my therapist’s office like, “yeah, i’m here for my diss-appointment” 💅🏼

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don’t underestimate the wrath of the mildly annoyed.

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🥰 happy to announce that i’m eating for two now—for me and for the voice in my head.

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i can do almost anything as long as it doesn’t involve answering phone calls. or replying to emails. or texts.

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who called it foreplay & not head-start?

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my neck’s a little stiff, can someone pls break it?

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#hannibal is such a gentleman; he loves taking people out for dinner 🥰

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post-nut clarity?
you mean, STROKE of genius?