Sylvester

[AC 🇯🇵 @AC2802M]

Thank God it’s not snowing imagine shovelling snow in this heat

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When you're trying to take a screenshot but you turn off your phone instead

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When i tell my parents a joke and it turns into a lecture

[Sylvester @sylvester_fl]

My job doesn’t force anyone to work overtime, instead whenever we are approaching a serious deadline my boss says “wanna make some extra money?” and looks at me like this

[Zion @zionszzn]

As a avid job quitter, I’m telling y’all right now: this is NOT a quitting economy

[wilfre @Wilfreyy]

not on the official world cup page sksksk

[⋆˚✿˖° @twatknotz]

LA is most beautiful at 3AM with empty streets

[𑁍 @luuucas1k]

for every time Mexico scores tonight I take a shot of tequila and for every time South Korea scores I take a shot of soju 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[JFJ🇺🇸 @jifferey]

When someone says they have a "nice car" I dont really know what that means.

I grew up poor so the definition of a "nice car" is one that reliably runs.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

You guys ever think about how there's random people out there who have a story about the weirdest person they've ever encountered and it's you

[april🔻 (DELTARUNE SPOILERS) @deltaruneing]

shit atp its gonna be 100% by the end of the year

[MuFAWSA @mufawsa_]

national sex day but the only thing i’m fucking is retarded

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when both birthdays passed with no contact so yk it's really over for good

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

What I used to say when the weedman wouldn’t answer the phone

[Ken from KY-04 @MassieNation19]

This should make you sick as an American .

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

run ts back, i’ve made my own money now

[O.G™ 🤎 @Omogbolahann_]

When u have the money, u can go a whole day without eating. But once you’re broke the dizziness starts at 6am.

[autist @litteralyme0]

sometimes i say “I read an article that said..” but it was actually just a reel i watched while sitting on the toilet

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

"You should allow yourself to meet new people"

Me on my off days